Sunday, June 14, 2009

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- No one is forcing you to read this, you can choose to ignore this post if you want to
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- If you like this post, spread it :)

It had been a year since "DOTA" ever cross my mind.
so I am going to revive this topic again :)

yeah, this is a HATE POST.
I am proud to announce to the whole wide world that I....

HATE
DESPISE
STRONGLY DISLIKE
LOATHE

Defense of the Ancients (DotA)
what is DOTA?
according to WIKIPEDIA..
Defense of the Ancients (DotA) is a custom scenario for the real-time strategy video game Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne, based on the "Aeon of Strife" map for StarCraft.

according to ME...
its some gay game where you have to dig oil for god knows WHY

okay lets start with WHY I hate DOTA so much where else 'god knows how much' part of the world loves DOTA

1.It sucks
2.It washes people's brain just like CLOROX -________-
3.It affects the player's friend

example:
scenario 1
Tom asked Jane to go online. While they were im'ing half way, Tom abandons the conversation. Leaving Jane 2 hours for DOTA.
conclusion, being Jane sucks :)

4.Its time wasting

example:
one game takes a minimum of 45 minutes.
imagine, what can you do with the 45 minutes?
a good game of chess?
cook yourself a good meal?
go to the toilet and piss?
study the shit outta yourself?
and etc

5.It kills the eye

example
Scenario 2
Peter is staring at the damn computer for an ice age and guess what happens next?
he is blind FOREVER *exaggerating*

If the creator of DOTA is to jump off a building,
80% of the world would break down and cry exessively
20% of the world would say 'jump bitch jump'
I would be the 20% :)
JUMP BITCH JUMP!

on the bright side,
why not play
NEED FOR MADNESS...
http://www.arcadetown.com/needformadness/game.asp

*I am NOT sorry for whatever i said :)

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